Something's inside of me....

via npr: Before I went to see Before Midnight, I watched...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:55:55 -0400

via npr:

Before I went to see Before Midnight, I watched Before Sunrise and commented that it was startling, even as someone who’s seen it many times, to see how young they really were. And someone pointed out something remarkable to me: For those of us who were roughly the same age as Jesse and Celine, it’s not that we don’t remember how young they were; it’s that we never registered how young they were to begin with, because we didn’t register how young we were.

Photo: Sony Pictures Classics

jondaly: Toss a looney in the queen’s bag of milk eh? It’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:22:19 -0400

jondaly:

Toss a looney in the queen’s bag of milk eh? It’s Wheels, Ontario Season 2!

#KrollShowS2

OUCH MY CALF MUSCLE YAH BASHED IT!

thefrogman: Party hard. Photo by Diana Baraka [tumblr]

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:58:26 -0400

thefrogman:

Party hard.

Photo by Diana Baraka [tumblr]

bethbrannon: I play many sports but I play them differently...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:45:03 -0400

bethbrannon:

I play many sports but I play them differently than most.

I’ll reblog since I was instrumental in the development of this gag. Instrumental.

ilovecharts: The Stephen King Universe Flowchart

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:31:31 -0400

ilovecharts:

The Stephen King Universe Flowchart

xoxothescenery: Happy Friday I could be a part of this party....

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:06:40 -0400

xoxothescenery:

Happy Friday

I could be a part of this party.

it8bit: May The Fourth Be With You Created by James Robert...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:02:14 -0400

it8bit:

May The Fourth Be With You

Created by James Robert Landing

Website || Twitter || Tumblr

The draft in gif reactions - continued

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:45:50 -0400

23. Minnesota Vikings - Sharrif Floyd, DT, Florida

24. Indianapolis Colts - Bjoern Werner, DE, FSU

25. Minnesota Vikings (via trade) - Xavier Rhodes, CB, FSU

26. The Green Bay Packers - Datone Jones, DE, UCLA

27. Houston Texans - DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Clemson

28. Denver Broncos - Sylvester Williams, DT, North Carolina

29. Minnesota Vikings (via trade) - Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee

30. Saint Louis Rams (via trade) - Alec Ogletree, LB, Georgia

31. Dallas Cowboys (via trade) - Travis Frederick, C, Wisconson

32. Baltimore Ravens - Matt Elam, S, Florida

The draft - continued

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:49:23 -0400

16. Buffalo Bills - E.J. Manuel, QB, FSU

17. Pittsburgh Steelers - Jarvis Jones, OLB, Georgia

18. San Francisco 49ers (via trade) - Eric Reid, FS, LSU

19. New York Giants - Justin Pugh, OT, Syracuse

20. Chicago Bears - Kyle Long, OT, Oregon

21. Cincinnati Bengals - Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame

22. Atlanta Falcons - Desmond Trufant, CB, Washington

The 2013 NFL draft as told by gif reactions - Round 1

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:18:54 -0400

Because nobody else is doing it, apparently.

1. Kansas City Chiefs - Eric Fisher, OT, Central MIchigan

2. Jacksonville Jaguars - Luke Joeckel, T, Texas A&M

3. Miami Dolphins (via trade) - Dion Jordan, OLB, Oregon

4. Philadelphia Eagles - Lane Johnson, T, Oklahoma

5. Detroit Lions - Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU

6. Cleveland Browns - Barkevious Mingo, OLB, LSU

7. Arizona Cardinals - Jonathan Cooper, OG, North Carolina

8. Saint Louis Rams (via trade) - Tavon Austin, WR, West Virginia

9. New York Jets - Dee Milliner, CB, Alabama

10. Tenessee Titans - Chance Warmack, OG, Alabama

11. San Diego Chargers - D.J. Fluker, OT, Alabama

12. Oakland Raiders (via trade) - D.J. Hayden, CB, Houston

13. New York Jets (via trade) - Sheldon Richardson, DT, Missouri

14. Carolina Panthers - Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah

15. New Orleans Saints - Kenny Vaccaro, FS, Texas

waaaahlbodayz: short-bread: [x] Stephen fry. Stop it. You...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:21:02 -0400

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

[x]

Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

thedailywhat: This Isn’t Photoshopped of the Day: NASA Mars...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:51:56 -0400

thedailywhat:

This Isn’t Photoshopped of the Day: NASA Mars Rovers Accidentally Drew This

This may be the most expensive penis graffiti in the history of humanity. NASA’s twin exploration rovers Spirit and Opportunity accidentally drew what appears to be a large phallus during their 10km-plus exploration on the surface of Mars. The discovery was first made yesterday by Redditor radioactive_toy in a post submitted to the /r/pics subreddit, which quickly reached the frontpage and temporarily brought down the NASA web server as a result of the “Reddit Effect.”

Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

Boss

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:02:32 -0400

Boss

Hey Jenny Slater.: where they're setting the bar for 'liberator' these days

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:17:16 -0400

Hey Jenny Slater.: where they're setting the bar for 'liberator' these days:

jennyslater:

I realize that, as someone who’s spent the past week basically doing nothing but packing, moving and unpacking boxes, I’m way late to the party on this. But there’s something about the way Margaret Thatcher’s being remembered as a hero that just seems … well, naive at best, willfully dishonest…

Better articulated than I could have put it.

Photo

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:31:45 -0400

ijakesays: Just stop it, Moms. Terrifying.

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:14:50 -0400

ijakesays:

Just stop it, Moms.

Terrifying.

ijakesays: shirtoid: Pork Chop Sandwiches by Mike Handy is $11...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:24:17 -0400

ijakesays:

shirtoid:

Pork Chop Sandwiches by Mike Handy is $11 today only (4/1) at The Yetee

Oh shit, get the fuck out!

It will be mine. Oh yes… it will be mine.

stefanhayden: beeishappy: TDS | 2013.03.25 [x] So many...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:39:50 -0400

stefanhayden:

beeishappy:

TDS | 2013.03.25 [x]

So many actors are from my home state of new jersey it’s crazy and awesome.

Awesome .

stefanhayden: Ender’s Game poster details. very...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:38:31 -0400

stefanhayden:

Ender’s Game poster details.

very excited.

Ohhhh yeah.

venenatis: scintillatingjelly: Thug Kitchen by...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:33:52 -0400

venenatis:

scintillatingjelly:

Thug Kitchen by DarkClinton

http://imgur.com/a/J9r3P

This is the literally the best.

It’s even better when you read them in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice.